Sunday, October 16, 2005

Jin Patisserie

1202 Abbot Kinney Blvd. Venice, CA 90291
Tues-Sun 10:30am-7:00pm



Asian cities have some of the best bakeries in the world, where pastry artisans spin creations so fine it's as though an angel breathed on your plate. So when Kristy Choo, of Singapore, opened Jin Patisserie tea garden in Venice, California, the trendy locals came to relax in a modern landscape and nibble on homemade chocolates with surprisingly tasty flavors like Caramel Clove, The des Concubine, Mango Kalamansi, and Earl Grey Feuilletine.

Such delectables—along with a signature Tangerine Marmalade pound cake and ridiculously first-rate cookies—are now available on Jin's new website.

The chocolates are perfect for gift giving, delivered in a silk box. The cookies have a surprisingly light texture.


Cookies include: Ye-Yek shortbread, Chunky Cornflake (containing the real thing from Kellogg's); Diamante; Sesame Peanut Butter; and chocolate chip.

Chocolates include: Sea Salt Caramel, Lemon Grass, Jasmine, Black Roasted Sesame, Lychee, Earl Grey Feuilletine, Mango Kalamansi, Passionfruit, The des Concubine, Red Caramel Clove, Mango Basil, Lavender, Ginger, cinnamon, Grand Manier Truffle, Chrysanthemum, The du Hammum, Cafe Rum, Mango Kalamansi, Lychee; and more....
Bags of cookies are $6.75. Chocolates range from $18.50 to $55.00.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Susina Bakery

7122 Beverly Boulevard Los Angeles, CA (323) 934 7900

Situated right next to a Starbucks coffee, Susina Bakery may seem to have some competition. But Susina is no competition for a franchise.

As you enter, to your left you see candies, vanilla marshmallows, chocolate covered sunflowers seeds, and other sweets on a table each prettily packaged in cellophane and tied with ribbon. Behind the the table is seating for about 15 people. The bathroom smells like vanilla. A major plus when it comes to public restrooms.

To your right you see a display case with all sorts of small delicacies you'd have to get close up to find out about. The cookies! From fairy-sized pipings of marzipan dotted with fruit, bitty almond flaked balls bursting with Amarena cherries, fig and apricot tarts, mini banana cream pies, to even pear and brie pressed panini sandwiches. The coffee is delicious and they have a soup of the day written on a chalkboard behind the register. One downside is that the display of cakes are mostly not by the slice. Also, there's a lack in berry-filled delicacies than I would like, but the chocolate dipped strawberries sprinkled with gold sugar dust are irresistable!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Food Lingo

Wanna be a true epicurean? You gotta know your lingo. Don't know your seviche from your carpaccio? Here's a quick guide to menu lingo:

The Basics

Meat

Foie gras: Fattened liver of a duck or a goose. It has a buttery flavor and a smooth texture. Often put in pate and served cold.

Seviche: Raw fish or seafood marinated in a citrus (usually lime) juice. The acid in the juice "cooks" the fish.

Osso buco: Veal shanks braised in white wine with vegetables.

Confit: Usually preserved meat, but this can mean anything that's preserved.

Carpaccio: Thinly sliced raw beef, often drizzled with olive oil and lemon juice. The term is occasionally used as a poetic way to describe thinly sliced raw vegetables, such as "fennel carpaccio."

Quenelle: A poached oval dumpling, often made of veal or chicken.

Cassoulet: A French casserole with white beans and meat.

Vegetables

Pico de Gallo: A combination of finely diced fresh ingredients - typically tomatoes, onions, chilies and cilantro.

Emulsion: The result of slowly mixing two liquids that don't easily combine.

Succotash: A dish of cooked corn, lima beans, and butter.

Daikon: A popular Japanese root vegetable.

Edamame: Whole soybeans. Often served at sushi restaurants as an appetizer.

Harissa: A spicy red chili paste from North Africa. It's a mixture of chilies, garlic, and spices.
Sauces

Beurre Blanc: A basic French sauce made from white wine, vinegar, shallots, and butter.
Au jus: Served with natural juices.

Bechamel sauce: A French white wine sauce made of flour, butter, and milk.

Soups/Stews

Vichyssoise: A cold potato and leek soup.
Coq au vin: A French stew made with chicken, mushrooms, red wine, onions, and bacon.

Methods

Seared: Quickly browned over high heat, typically in a skillet, and often with butter. This seals in the juices and flavor and results in a crisp, browned crust.

Reduction: The result of rapidly boiling a liquid until it becomes a thick, intensely falvored sauce or syrup.

Caramelized: Cooked over moderate heat until the natural sugars break down. The result is a sweet flavor and a dark color.

Gratinee: Sprinkled with bread crumbs or cheese and heated until golden.

Poached: Cooked while submerged in a barely simmering liquid. A delicate flavor results.

Wilted: Gently sauteed until the leaves soften.

Julienne: Anything cut into thin, matchstick-size strips.

Dessert

Granita: Frozen liquid and sugar that is stirred frequently during freezing to create a granular consistency.

Creme Anglaise: A custard sauce that can be served hot or cold.

Ganache: An icing made from chocolate and heavy cream.

Coulis: A thick sauce often made from pureed fruit.

Panna cotta: An eggless custard served chilled. (my favorite!)

Essence: A distillate or extract.

Napoleon: Layers of puff pastry and cream filling, but the term can also refer to anything that comes stacked.

Gaufrette: A delicate, fan-shaped wafer cookie made on an oblong iron. Typically served as a garnish on ice cream.

Frappe: A simple sugar syrup mixed with fruit or other flavorings and frozen.
Other

Bouquet garni: Bay leaf, thyme, parsley, and often other herbs tied together.
Canape: A small piece of bread topped with a savory spread, usually served as an appetizer.
Gnocchi: Italian dumplings usually served with a sauce.
Quinoa: A grain from the Andes.
Sabayon (or zabaglione): A foamy sauce made from egg yolks, sweetened or flavored with wine or liqueur. Served warm.
Spaetzle: A dish of small noodles made of flour, eggs, water or milk, and salt.
Veloute: A meat, fish, or vegetable stock made with flour and fat.

If you call yourself a foodie, you should know about half of these. If not, then you need to get to studying. Haha.

Tips on menus: The top and bottom items on the menus are usually things restaurants want to sell a lot of (they're getting a good cost-to-price ratio on them); the specials often include savory items the chef has plucked at the farmers' market or fish store and is eager to cook with; signature dishes are what the chef is known for (they are usually marked as such on the menu); and tasting menus (which generally consist of 6-7 mini dishes and matching wines) are the best way to enjoy the full range of a chef's work. That said, if you're still clueless, ask for the waiter's recommendation, but avoid questions like "Is the trout good?" Instead, give the waiter a framework: "I'm in the mood for fish. Any suggestions?" or "The pasta looks amazing. Can you recommend 2 or 3?"

Happy eating!
=)

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Angelini Osteria

7313 Beverly Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90036 (323) 297-0070
Lunch: Tuesday-Friday 12:00AM - 2:30PM Dinner: Tuesday-Sunday 5:30PM - 10:30PM
All major credit cards accepted.

In a fusion-filled LA where escargot and pasta alla carbonara often occupy the same menu page, authentic Italian meals are about as rare as mafia indictments.

With traditional Italian "primi" and "secondi" plates proof of their Italian faith, Angelini Osteria's prices do slant leaning-tower-style toward the expensive, but with dishes like ravioli stuffed with Swiss chard and ricotta, think of what you'll save postponing your next Alitalia flight. One thing to be wary of is that the restaurant is tiny, which makes this popular stop more cramped than the Vatican on Easter Sunday. Make reservations, unless you don't mind getting inebriated slurping their brilliant Fontodi Chianti Classico while watching the crowd at El Coyote across the street meld into a blurry mass.

--Digital City review


I ordered the pumpkin tortellini with butter, sage, and asparagus and for dessert, some sort of apple pie with almonds, but I can't remember exactly. This being my second time trying pumpkin ravioli at a restaurant, I've decided that it is a dish I won't be ordering again because I've discovered it's a bit too bland for my taste, both times I've tried it.





Delicious dessert though --if only I could remember what it was. =/

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Angelato Cafe

301 Arizona Avenue, Santa Monica, CA 90401

A gelato cafe on Arizona right off the 3rd Street Promenade Walkway. With over 100 flavors of gelato, including sorbets, sherberts, tofu blends, and yogurt blends, and all the staple flavors, be prepared to take a loong time to decide.

You start with paying for the number of scoops you want, in a cup or cone, and then you show the receipt to the scooper. You get to sample 3 flavors maximum. 1 scoop is in actuality 2 scoops, but you can't ask for the second scoop to be another flavor (I guess they don't think their scoopers are big enough).

They even have a selection of paninis on the menu, but I've never tried them.



Cuisine--Italian gelato
Rating-- Four stars
Ambience--Storefront restaurant with a handful of sidewalk tables.
Best flavors--Black currant, mango, blueberry yogurt
Prices-- 3.25 for one scoop.
Service-- Casual

Ambala Dhaba Homestyle Indian

1718 Westwood Blvd. 310-966-1772

This would be about the 5th time I've been to this restaurant. Westwood sister to Artesia restaurant with surprisingly good Punjabi style fare. Highly recommended is the Dhaba chicken, Paneer tikka (Indian cheese dish) along with garlic naan and the mango lassi, which is the best I've tried anywhere. Try the dishes with the tamarind sauce. For $9, the downside is that the portions are pretty small, but all of them are packed with flavor.

Take a look at a page of their menu.

Details:

Cuisine -- Punjabi Indian

Rating-- Three stars

Ambience -- Dim-lighted interior with booths. Heated patio with tables.

Best dishes -- Dhaba chicken

Prices -- Entrees about $8-$10

Service -- The food comes out kind of slow, but the service is pleasantly casual.

Parking --Street parking on Westwood Blvd.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Bossa Nova Brazilian Cuisine

7181 W Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA
685 N Robertson Blvd West Hollywood, CA


Right across from The Abbey on Robertson Blvd., and open until 4am, this is the main scene for after club-goers, daters, and regulars alike.

I highly recommend getting the combo platter that comes with your choice of meat or fish, mashed potatoes or plantains, and rice and black beans with yucca flour. Desserts include caramelized plaintains with ice cream, a 4" tall cheese cake, and fudgecake.

Pros: Fast service, great value and variety, delicious food.
Cons: Parking (Street parking is usually reserved for valet and valet is $8 and up in the area). Small interior dining space, dining outdoors consists of sitting on plastic chairs on asphalt.

Cuisine--Brazilian
Rating-- Five stars
Ambience--Small interior dining space, engaging storefront restaurant with plastic tables and heat lamps.
Best dishes--Platters, salads, and pastas.
Parking -- Street parking (beware of valet only meters). Valet is $8 and up in the area
Service-- Attentive and fast.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

101 Coffee Shop

6145 Franklin Ave, Hollywood, CA 90028 (323) 467-1175
7am-3am

With stylish early-1960s decor, red-and-brown booths and a jukebox filled with everything from the Allman Brothers to Marvin Gaye, the 101 has an ambience that appeals to both neighborhood hepcats and motel guests. A large menu features the usual diner staples--burgers, grilled cheese, pancakes and eggs--along with twists such as fried-green tomato salad and "No Huevos" rancheros, a spicy vegetarian scramble of tofu, soy chorizo, corn and peppers.

-Citysearch

Think
Swinger’s. There's tons of people here on weekend late nights. A 50's/60s era coffee shop with rock walls, funky colored tiles, comfy booths and cool light fixtures.

Our hot fudge sundae came out super quick, almost too quick, that we wondered if they had them pre-made in the back. The breakfast burritos are supposedly excellent. And they have sweet potato fries as side orders! Mmm...

Cuisine: American diner
Rating: 2 stars
Atmosphere: Noisy
Service: "Hurry up and order" attitude when they're busy.
Parking: Street, motel's underground lot.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Joe's

1023 Abbot Kinney Blvd Venice, CA 90291-3386 (310) 399-5811
Tue-Thu 12pm-2:30pm, 6pm-10pm
Fri 12pm-2:30pm, 6pm-11pm
Sat 11am-2:30pm, 6pm-11pm
Sun 11am-2:30pm, 6pm-10pm

Website

We decided here on a Sunday afternoon for brunch, after being disappointed at the menu choices of a nearby eatery. I've heard about this place a couple times from my friends who are locals to Santa Monica and Venice, but the name was so vague and default, "Joe's", that I couldn't tell anything about the restaurant by only the name.

We walked in we were immediately seated --right next to the loud, bustling kitchen; I could practically feel the flames off their grill. We requested a table in the back where it seemed more quiet and serene, but they said it was only for guests with reservations, which meant only 1/3 of the restaurant, the booths near the doorway, and a couple of tables next to the kitchen were available. Looking around we saw that the booths in the front seemed kind of nice, so we sat there and hungrily stared at the short menu. My eyes immediately turned to the Prix fixe brunch special for 14.00, and everything sounded tasty. My friend decided on a breakfast burrito. I'd have to say, for 11.00, that's the most expensive breakfast burrito I've seen!

Prix fixe Lunch special

Cauliflower soup. Who knew cauliflower could taste so good?

Some sort of fish that was undercooked and I had to send back to be cooked through. It was definitely too bland.

Fig ricotta tart with chocolate. Mmm..

and my friend's breakfast burrito...

Green chili and turkey chorizo breakfast burrito, ranchero sauce, guacomole, sour cream.


Cuisine
Californian
Ambience
Warm, inviting California-French restaurant with a loyal local following. Joe's encompasses the original tiny space (which is now the bar) plus an adjoining high-ceilinged dining room and outdoor pocket patio.

Best dishes
Poached eggs with roasted asparagus and English pea sauce, rösti potato with scrambled eggs and smoked salmon, porcini mushroom ravioli, beet risotto with asiago cheese, kurobuta pork loin, grilled quail.

Best table
One of the two corner booths in the bar.
Desserts
Frozen crème fraîche soufflé, pistachio lemon trifle.
Of Note
Outdoor patio. Full bar. Valet parking, $5.
Prices
Dinner appetizers, $8-$17; main courses, $23-$27; desserts, $7; lunch, $10-$15; brunch items, $9-$14. Chef's prix fixe menus, $55 and $68.
Service
Professional and attentive, though the pacing can be slow.
Wine list
California-centric with some older bottles and interesting choices from smaller producers. Corkage, $20.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Library Alehouse

2911 Main St Santa Monica, CA 90405
(310) 314-4855


My first time at a microbrewery. I am not a big fan of beer, although Fat Tire beer, a dark Belgium brew, is good on occasion but until recently Fat Tire was only available in Sacramento. At Library Alehouse Fat Tire is now available on tap. Located on Main St., this place is pleasantly casual and non-intimidating for a brewery. The menu has a good variety of options, including many vegetarian dishes to accomodate non-meat eaters. By 7pm the people started pouring in, many heading for the candlelit and heated outdoor patio in the back.

What we ordered:

Ahi tuna burger w/ sweet potato fries -- $11.95 --The first thing I noticed was the bread: soft, warm, and fluffy. Instead of one thick cut of ahi tuna steak, the patty was made of chopped up pieces of ahi tuna and seared which made it easier to bite into. The only other ingredients were coleslaw, wasabi mayo, and daikon sprouts. It was good as it was, but I was thinking it would've been tastier with avocado and caramelized onions. The sweet potato fries were delicioso, baked, not fried -- just like I like them...


Pumpkin ravioli -- $13.00 -- Overall a very light dish, the creaminess of mascarpone cream sauce and the sweetness of the pumpkin filling went together nicely. However, pumpkin ravioli in general is a little bland to my taste, but it was good with the rest of our meal. I think it should normally be accompanied with some sort of salad.




Shrimp fajitas -- $14.25 -- Good, but there were only about 5 pieces of shrimp total and by the first 10 minutes of the meal there was only bell peppers and onions left. Plus, it didn't come out sizzling such as fajita platters should! But then again, I had to remind myself this is a brewery, not El Torito.





Beer sampler --$7.00-- We got to choose/have the waitress choose for us, any five 4oz. beer samples. Lined up from light to dark, our selection included Pale Ale and Spaten.






Details:

Cuisine -- Microbrewery

Rating-- Two Stars

Ambience --Long, narrow indoor with a bar on one side, a row of candlelit high tables with bar stools on the right, 2 flat screens playing sports channels, and a heated outdoor patio in the back.

Best dishes -- Fat Tire beer, Alehouse burgers

Prices -- Beers, $3-$6. Entrees $10-$22

Service -- Good. Since the indoor dining space is fairly narrow, and the waiters pace up and down, it's very easy to catch a waiter in their stride. They also remind you if you're not satisfied w/ your meal you can return it and get something else, or if you want, they can "spruce it up".

Parking --Street parking, spacious metered lot on Ashland west of Main St.

When to go --During the week, 4pm to 6pm, pints are $3, 32-ounce drafts are $4. Assorted tacos cost $2, while papaya quesadillas and buffalo wings are $4 each. Tuesdays, pints are $5, including a free glass, which can be refilled any Tuesday for only $3.00 (excluding Belgian beers).

Library Alehouse
2911 Main St
Santa Monica, CA 90405
(310) 314-4855

I'm going to my favorite restaurant,
Sona tommorow with one of my hardcore foodie friends who's been wanting to go. Going for the 6-course Découverte again. ! It's about time I write a review about that one.

Eat for a good cause. Has anyone gone to any of the restaurants participating in the
4th Annual S. Pellegrino Dine Out Los Angeles? For a limited time some of the finest restaurants in your area are offering a special three-course prix fixe gourmet menu for just $20 at lunch and $35 at dinner. For each Dine Out meal served during that time (Aug. 15th-19th, and 22nd-26th), S.Pellegrino will donate $1 to Share Our Strength, a national nonprofit organization that is committed to building the first hunger-free generation in America. I'm probably going to go to Ciudad for lunch, Tengu for dinner, and Vert a Brasserie for dinner. I'll let you know how it goes.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Cobras & Matadors

7615 Beverly Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90036 (323) 932-6178
Website

Haven't had tapas in a looong time.









The dish on the left, lomo embuchado (dry-cured pork loin) & cheese on raisin toast, asparagus cloaked in a walnut vinaigrette with shavings of aged Manchego, a Spanish sheep's milk cheese and socca (chickpea pancake). We also had the roasted beet salad. The embuchado was excellent -- the combo of saltiness, cheesiness and sweet from the raisin toast along with the salsa was perfect. Bill came out to $30 for 4 dishes which is average fare for tapas.

Details:

Cuisine--Spanish
Rating-- Two Stars
Ambience--Engaging storefront restaurant with a handful of sidewalk tables, banquettes and a wood-burning oven at the back.
Best dishes--Asparagus and Manchego, embuchado, cockles with sidra, albóndigas (meatballs), green lentils and jamón, wood-oven roasted mushrooms, roast game hen, grilled skirt steak.
Prices--Tapas, $3-$7. Entradas, $9-$13.
Service--Pleasantly casual.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Le Pain Quotidien

8607 Melrose Ave. West Hollywood, CA 90069 (310) 854-3700

Daily 7:30am-7pm

Light and airy as a farmhouse, the restaurant's simple decor and pine furnishings radiate rustic ambience. Sophisticates gather at a long communal table, while couples sneak away to private seats in the back. The menu features salads, soups and house-specialty tartines (open-face sandwiches) with fillings like imported French ham, duck pâté, Gruyere cheese and Scottish smoked salmon. There are also colorful fruit tarts that pair well with a two-fisted mug of coffee.

--Citysearch

I had lunch here with my hairdresser one day. I thought the sandwiches looked like those little tea sandwiches. They were also presented on a flat plate, that didn't hold any of the stuff that kept falling off the sides.

I remember distinctly how much the waiter was emphasizing how fresh squeezed their lemonade was; too bad it wasn't that good. My sandwich was pretty good, but really skrimping on the meat (and everything else that should comprise an actual sandwich). My motto: a sandwich should always be at least 2 inches thick, compacted enough to fit into a mouth, but messy enough to look oh-so-delicious. This one didn't pass the test....

And my salad had no dressing on it. Bummer.

I'm starting to see branches of this chain sprouting everywhere, or maybe it's just because I'm noticing the name around now. Either way I'd probably go back, and try the soup my hairdresser really liked...

Friday, August 05, 2005

Children's Books

I decided to compile a list of the books I remember reading as a kid with the hope that someday I'll remember these well enough to read them to my kid (long time from now btw). Most of these are classics, but stars are next to my favorites (or at least the ones I remember liking back then). Teehee.

Corduroy*
The Giver
Ruby the Copycat
Goodnight Moon
Blueberries for Sal*
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Stone Soup
Where the Wild Things Are
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
The Indian in the Cupboard*
Charlotte's Web
James and The Giant Peach
Stuart Little*
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*
The Witches*
Number the Stars
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe*
Meet Samantha
Goosebumps series
Bernstein Bears
Miss Piggle Wiggle
Pippi Longstocking*
Robinson Crusoe*
Mary Poppins
Witch of Blackbird Pond
The Mitten*
The Very Busy Spider
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs*
Tikki Tikki Tembo*
The True Story of the Three Little Kids
Jumanji
The Secret Garden*
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
The BFG
The Rainbow Fish
The Wizard of Oz*
Strega Nona
The Napping House
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Light in the Attic
In the Night Kitchen

....to be continued.

...all I can remember right now, but I know there's more.

Friday, July 22, 2005

So I decided to sign up for a new credit card. After doing my research I decided on a Citibank card. I filled out the boring long on-line credit card application thoroughly and pressed submit and voila, “Page cannot be displayed.” I hit the back button, “You must refresh this page”. I filled out the app over again 3 times and the same thing happened 3 times. Mother f-----!


This may be a sign

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Champagne French Bakery & Café

200 South Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212
310-271-4556

This is a very small cafe with tiny little intimate tables. The menu boards hang down from the ceiling with braided rope, and there are several white fans additionally. You may also wish to sit outside and watch the cars zoom by or observe the passers-by, however Beverly Drive is a very busy street, so that should be a consideration.

I was dying for brunch so decided to take a chance on this little café I’ve been hearing about. I decided on the Parisian combo which consisted of half a brie/pear sandwich, a salad (Caesar), and choice of soup (french onion). My meal counting a fountain drink was $7.50.

The food was absolutely delicious for brunch, but I'm sure it would be equally enjoyable for lunch or early dinner. I was quite pleased at the food, presentation, the caring service. This will definitely attract the trendy crowd, and perhaps families for brunch. During lunch hours this would be a great little cafe to go to on your break, or perhaps an early dinner before a movie or theatre. If you wish you can just pop over and grab a cup of gourmet coffee and croissant or other scrumptuous pastry.

Tip: Park in the free 2 hour parking lot on the same side block as the café.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

If...

1. If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do? I would probably have to go to the bathroom, so pee standing up!
2. If you could be invisible for a whole day, what would you do? Go steal merchandise and shove it down my invisible pants.
3. If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally don't like, what would it be? Boho. If people all need to follow one trend, let it not be frumpy clothing.
4. If you could dye your hair ANY colour, what colour would you choose? I would take it all the way. Bright pink.
5. If you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose and why? Angelina Jolie. I love her dramatic facial features, her height, and her slender figure.
6. If you could spend one hour with ANYONE, (alive or dead) who would it be, and why? The person who started my family tree. That would be insane. “Hi, I’m your great x 100000 grandaughter.”
7. If you won a million dollars in the lottery, what would you do with the money? Pay off loans, invest in real estate, buy a house near work (yes, I love my job), buy a hybrid, and travel to Europe, Singapore, China, Switzerland, Egypt. Nothing too extravagant.
8. If you could tell one person ANYTHING, what would it be, and who would it be? A former crush of mine back in the 3rd grade Eric that I used to have the biggest crush on him.
9. If you saw your favourite celebrity in the street, what would be your first reaction? "Oh look, it's..."
10. If you could change your first name to anything you wanted, what would you change it to? Phoenix.
11. What's one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like? My long legs.
12. If you were told today that you had only a month to live, what would be all the things you would do, or say before you died? Tell people how I feel about them. Good or bad (mostly good), I would want to die without regrets.
13. If you could change any part of your appearance, what would it be? Some extra cushion in the boobage, just a little.
14. If you had your own line of cosmetics, what would you call it, and what kind of products would you make? In Parvo Cosmetics. In Parvo meaning "In miniature" in Latin. Miniature sized cosmetics suited for those "I buy and never finish my make-up" personalities. Paul & Joe looks with a Kiehl's presentation. Ta-daa.
15. If you had your own line of underwear, how would you design it? Seamless and see-through w/ stitch embroidery for those sexy days. And of course the staple low-cut boy briefs with contrasting silk piping a la American Apparel under-roos. 100% cotton. Made in the U.S.A.
16. If you could have one super power, what would it be? The super power to manipulate people's thoughts. Yes then the world would be MY oyster.
17. If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day, or Madonna? Madonna so I can know the world of pilates and yoga, and know what's it's like to be a Kabbalah -ist for a day.
18. Do you believe your dreams have significance? Definitely. Dreams are a window to your most innermosts thoughts and feelings, usually fears, sometimes even premonitions. It’s a great way to learn about yourself, and luckily I always remember them.
19. *Total number of films I own on DVD/video: Over 20.
20. *The last film I bought: Roman Holiday
21. *Last film I watched at home: Monsters, Inc.
22. 6 films I watch a lot or mean a lot to me: Life is Beautiful (makes me cry), Titanic (for its historic nostalgia and costumes), Kill Bill (for those days you feel like kicking someone's ass), Charlie’s Angels (girl power staple), and Alice in Wonderland (to make you understand what it feels like to be high).

Monday, June 06, 2005

Muffin Tops


I finally gave in and bought myself some
muffin top pans. Yay!

Then I made muffin tops...

Yum.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Charles Barkley Quotes

I don't think I'll ever quote another ex/athlete again, but I thought these were funny...

"Colonel Sanders is the greatest white man that ever lived."

On Magic Johnson's return to basketball: "We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic."

To Kenny: "Oh man! I can't stand the X-Files! I don't believe in Extra-Terrestrials... until I saw your girlfriend one night. She needs to phone home."

During the Bruno's Memorial Classic Pro-Am: "Cat [Reddick, a female soccer player] was fantastic but when you lose to a woman, it means you suck at something. There are two times when you know you suck at sports -- when you can't beat the women and when you can't beat the smart kids." and later "Like a couple of years ago when I went to the Auburn-Georgia Tech game. We lost and I knew we were in trouble. We couldn't beat the smart guys."

TNT's Charles Barkley, after watching a clip of San Antonio's David Robinson getting hit in the groin area by the Lakers' Robert Horry: "It's always funny when it happens to someone else."

More clips here.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Dentist

I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. I had started flossing regularly and was looking forward to the inevitable moment of recognition: Wow, Tracy, great job flossing. I kept waiting, but it was as if he didn't notice. I brought it up as tactfully as possible - So, Dr. Mehta, can you tell I took your advice about flossing more? - but of course that wasn't nearly as rewarding.

He did, however, put in the effort to tell me I might need a crown on one of my sensitive molars.

Friday, April 15, 2005

definitely not being productive.

















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"Your sausage smells amazing! I want that big one right there! ... mmmm! I'm so glad I was blessed with a big mouth!"

Oh silly
Rachel Ray, you've been working on the Food Network way too long, or maybe I need to stop watching so much tv.

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{Q} Why do seagulls live near the sea?

{A} If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels

teehee



Thursday, April 14, 2005

Coffee Break...

Friday, March 25, 2005

Where do they go?

Do u ever wonder where the ants go when it rains really hard? Do u think they bury themselves deep in the ground? Or are they being washed around in the rain rivers? Poor ants.

...and what about birds? Where do they hide? I never see any dead birds. Or dead squirrels.