Dentist

I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. I had started flossing regularly and was looking forward to the inevitable moment of recognition: Wow, Tracy, great job flossing. I kept waiting, but it was as if he didn't notice. I brought it up as tactfully as possible - So, Dr. Mehta, can you tell I took your advice about flossing more? - but of course that wasn't nearly as rewarding.

He did, however, put in the effort to tell me I might need a crown on one of my sensitive molars.

definitely not being productive.

















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"Your sausage smells amazing! I want that big one right there! ... mmmm! I'm so glad I was blessed with a big mouth!"

Oh silly Rachel Ray, you've been working on the Food Network way too long, or maybe I need to stop watching so much tv.

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{Q} Why do seagulls live near the sea?

{A} If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels

teehee

Coffee Break...