Clinton

So Clinton is out with a new book, titled "My Life". What an original title huh? Bleh. Boring. When I opened the book the book started out with "Early on the morning of August 19, 1946, I was born under a clear sky after a violent summer storm to a widowed mother..." and then I closed the book. Ugh. I don't care to read a book about a past President except maybe the chapter on him and his affair with Monica Lewinski. I want details. Gotta love the details. ;)

2003 VMA Kiss

Madonna and Britney Spears are planning to re-stage their now infamous kiss, according to press reports.

This would be like Janet Jackson deciding to show her other ugly breast to America at next year's superbowl. Nobody cares!

BRITNEY Spears has been given permission to tour China on one condition - officials want prior approval of her outfits to check they are not too revealing.

Hmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe it has something to do with Britney's inability to keep her breasts inside her tops. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but I can see how her crazy antics might piss off our more conservative friends in China.

Life's crumbs

Ever think that the universe was sending you little bread crumbs to follow? That perhaps your little hopes were being heard, but it's not really handed to you on a silver plate. just enough so you follow the right path?

But I'm not talking about some sort of religious thing here, just little things. Sometimes, I think the universe is just teasing me.

"Look here. It's what you always wanted. Oh, but it's just out of your reach. Sorry. Try again."

Don't get me wrong. I am so glad to be alive, to have the life that i have, to experience the moments that make up our lives, to live in the moment, to make each day different from the last.

I'm gonna take it as it comes. Whatever happens....happens.

Paris Hilton

We've all heard the jokes, so I'll just quickly refer to Paris Hilton as a giant praying mantis and then we'll move on.

Boy, that Paris Hilton sure does look like a giant praying mantis.

I'm sure we're all sick of Paris by now, but I know there are some of you out there who still enjoy seeing her in the occasional bathing/birthday suit. Is she skinny? Yes. But does anybody really care? Of course not. She hasn't quite reached the point of anorexia where it becomes disgusting so it's all good. Until then, we can all rejoice in the paparazzi heroes that keep on bringing us the pictures we loooove to see. -__-