Snakes like me.

I am one of the very few of my friends who happens to like snakes. As long as they're not poisonous (or have been de-poisoned), I find them quite endearing. Here I am with my friend's
roommate's Ball Python named "Aloo", which I found actually means "vegetable" in Hindi. I don't know if my friend knows that. Anyway, Aloo is a stumpy little fellow because he's only a baby but he will grow quite insanely large and become unmaneageable one day, and that's when my friend will probably donate him to a zoo.

Notice how in the right picture, there is a book called "Parrot Problem Solver" behind my head. That is because my friend just got a baby green-winged Macaw named Beegee. Although in a way, the snake could be a "parrot problem solver".

Yeah yeah that's f*cked up.

If I had a snake I would name him "Hungry"