The Week from HELL

You know where there's so much going on and you're so stressed out you just can't help but laugh? That's me. I'm laughing my head off. That would be the call that I am officially going nuts. For some reason everyone at this school had some really bad things happen to them this past week and when we all thought it was bad enough, it just got worse. A recap of this damn week:

1. Two of my friend's close family friends died in the SAME week and because she lives in PA, couldn't even attend the funeral of someone she's known all her life.
2. One of my other close friends get into a huge fight with the girl above where I am put into the position of middle man.
3. One of my friends gets sent to the psychiatric ER; her mom had to come all the way from Ohio to take her back home. (we never even got to say goodbye)
4. Somehow after my friend went back to Ohio, a bunch of my other friends started hating each other
5. A friend finds out his sister forgot to file his FAFSA and loses his scholarship
6. Alexis' chihuahua popcorn died.
7. Her boyfriend found out his dog has cancer.
8. surely there is more to come...

BUT just to top off such a great week, on Saturday...

Two girls decide to build a freaking fort in their room and they were smart because they hung a sheet over the bloody FIRE SPRINKLER causing it to break and 400 gallons of water per minute come shooting out. SMART GIRLS - high off weed and piss ass drunk. So all of us heard the fire alarm and evacuated. We were outside for 4 strenuous hours in 45 degree weather, and when we were finally let back in at 3 in the morning, there was water everywhere: in the halls, in 12 bedrooms (including mine), in the bathrooms, just everywhere. The water that shot out from upstairs had seeped through and down the walls onto our floor. Then I hear Paul cussing out the girls upstairs and threw a beer bottlecap at one of the girl's faces, but the girls were so high they just laughed. THEY LAUGHED. They laughed not knowing they were going to be responsible for over $500,000 in damages in the next couple days, they laughed not thinking how many people would want to beat their asses, they laughed about their college careers going down the drain. Sucks.

That night everyone was up until 4 in the morning trying to clean up the mess and furious about damages to their personal belongings. I fell asleep with the door open, my pants soaking from walking up and down the flooded halls, with the light on, and practically a river going through my room. Eventually the maintenance came to mop but that was only the beginning.

The next couple days were hell; the frosting on the cake. It reeked of mildew because the water was in the walls and in the wooden floor. I swear we scrubbed the life out of that wooden floor with Clorox 3 times and it didn't work. With that, we were breathing in mildew particles floating through the air into our lungs and my nose just became used to the smell of mildew, and oh it gets worse...

Then while I'm having an important meeting with a professor I get a call from Alexis, and this is like 2 hours before her flight left for LA, telling me we were ordered to evacuate our rooms and find somewhere else to stay because supposedly a group of scientists came and said the water was spreading throughout the walls and floors, not drying, and that they needed to bring in heavy duty equipment, staff, lift the floors, turn up the heaters to 100 degrees to fix it asap. We had to take most of our stuff too because there were basically going to turn our rooms upside down. No prior notice. We just had to get our asses out of there, STAT. And oh yeah I forgot to mention Marc's sister was coming tommorow to stay with me. I feel bad because she was all excited to see how it is in college. Well this is how it is when you live with dumb people.

Now it's Easter break and most people went home. Me? I'm sitting here in the dark in Shaun's room because she went home and I had to move all my crap into this room. Oh by the way, the power went out too, right when I was drying my laundry.

PERFECT.